Day 142 - Crotchety about Crochet

Day 141 - The one in which I "Look like Ronnie Corbett"

Kay and I were interviewed by the BBC about our voluntary work on the 'lets get Spencer Tunick* to Folkestone' campaign, more details on which can be found here.

Ronnie Corbett in a Chair:

Thanks Mum.

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* A.K.A. "Stanley" according to Mum.

Day 140 - I'd forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on....

Day 139 - The bloke has tired me out and he hasn't even got to Folkestone yet!

My 'retweet' finger is gonna fall off!

Day 138 - We are a funny lot

Day 137 - Conversations with my Mother #1

Please vote for Spencer Tunick to visit Folkestone using this link :

Vote Folkestone

Day 136 - Where the hell do they go?

Day 135 - Chinese Milkman

Day 134 - Cat Logic #3

Day 133 - That got my attention!

Watch that scene here (it also involves him being stripped naked by 4 latex-clad ladies). The part I am referring to is in the last 10 seconds, by which time you should have worked out how to full screen the video (watch on the biggest screen you can find, trust me)

Apart from men in very tight lycra, the film contains an incredible soundtrack from Daft Punk, which includes this incredible cello piece: Adagio for Tron

I'm ready for Spencer! Are You? Vote Folkestone!

The Bored Artist and Studio Cat are 110% behind Strange Cargo's bid to get artist Spencer Tunick to make his next piece of work in Folkestone.

To help them, vote here!

Day 132 - Hoovering is dangerous

Day 131 - Creaky Knees

NB: The Lady was unhurt.

Day 130 - Oooh! Naughty!

I got a 'Guided Tour' from a regular!

Day 129 - He asked very politely

** at which point I withdrew access to my foot.

Day 128 - The Perils of Dodgy Nightclubs

Day 127 - SHINE ME!!!!!

Day 126 - Happy Foot Day!

Such is my brain at 6am.

Day 125 - Smoking Sucks

Day 124 - Batty about Fruitbats

This is the only image I can find of Kevin in the Fruit Pastilles ad:

Day 123 - My Last Will and Testament

For those of you not up on your Greek Mythology, Andromeda was a beautiful princess chained naked to a rock by the sea waiting to be devoured by the horrible sea monster Cetus, in order to pacify the Sea God Poseidon, who was offended by her mother Cassiopeia's claim that Andromeda was more beautiful than the Nereids (sea nymphs). She was rescued by her future husband Perseus (returning from killing Medusa) who slew the monster.

More information on the Purl Queens can be found here.

And information on the Folkestone Mermaid is here.

Day 122 - A Mobile Mouse House. ONE THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS PROJECT!!!

That Rover Coupe was probably the most expensive house a mouse has ever had.

Day 121 - Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but I nearly did....

For 'memorable', read REVOLTING.

No kittens were harmed in the making of this doodle. They were, however, scruffed and dunked in the shower and told how naughty they were.

(PS: I f my landlord is reading this; I steam cleaned the carpets)

Day 120 - Hairdryer Hatred

She very politely let me know that that was a bit wierd.

Day 119 - The 'Reach-back-and-slap' Manoeuvre

Day 118 - Icecream, you scream

Day 117 - Key Mystery

Day 116 - Awesome Movie Quotes #2

Day 115 - Awesome Movie Quotes #1

That quote in context:

 

Frank Whemple: Stuck in the desert for two months, and was it hot! That tomb...

Helen Grosvenor: What tomb?

Frank Whemple: Surely you read about the princess?

Helen Grosvenor: So you did that.

Frank Whemple: Yes. The fourteen steps down and the unbroken seals were thrilling. But when we came to handle all her clothes and her jewels and her toilet things - you know they buried everything with them that they used in life? - well, when we came to unwrap the girl herself...

Helen Grosvenor: How could you do that?

Frank Whemple: Had to! Science, you know. Well after we'd worked among her things, I felt as if I'd known her. But when we got the wrappings off, and I saw her face... you'll think me silly, but I sort of fell in love with her.

Helen Grosvenor: Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?

 

Love this poster!

Zita Johann looking awesome as Princess Anck-es-en-amun

 Boris Karloff (The Mummy) with his long lost love Anck-en-es-amun

Some awesome movie footage for you:

Day 114 - Cat logic #2

Day 113 - I was good today, honest....

Day 112 - Is there more to life than Facebook?

PS: I love that my friends give a monkeys.